political DOLLS
Our voodoo doll collection continues to grow because everyone loves to hate someone! Find your doll that will serve as your obedient minion. Exact revenge, unleash your inner evil, and embrace the allure of power and dominance as you manipulate the very threads of fate.
Name: Just A. Truedope
Role: Leader of the true north strong and not so free
Famous for: Fired part time drama teacher to leader of the country
What people have said about him in 2016: He has great hair.
What people are saying about him in 2023: He’s an incompetent narcissist.
Infamous Quotes:
“The Budget will balance itself”
“I admire China's basic dictatorship”
His most ambitious aspirations:
To play dress up and change his hair style while pretending to care about Canadians.
Name: Justmeet Jimmiesingh
Role: True-Dope’s powerful sidekick, blindly following the leader
Most famous for: His colourful turbans
What people have said about him: Giving True-Dope his power since 2017
Infamous Quotes:
'When I'm prime minister ...'
“It's ridiculous to claim Canada can't afford head-to-toe health care”
Most ambitious aspirations:
To become prime minister but would be happy to stay in power long enough to receive his pension.
Name: Wherejago Brandon?
Role: Former front man of the stars and stripes
Most famous for: his inability to finish a sentence and falling down frequently
What Robin Williams said …”Ramblin Joe Biden what the f#% Joe says sh*t that even people with turrets go “No”
Infamous Quotes:
"If you have a problem figuring out whether you’re for me or Trump, then you ain’t black.”
“Lying, dog-faced pony soldier”
His most ambitious aspirations:
A good nap and helping cover up Hunter’s laptop.
Name: The Donald
Role: Wanna be Leader of the free world… The man, the myth, the legend
Most famous for:
His wig… I mean his hair?
Building a wall…a really big wall.
What people have said about him: He lacks diplomacy and has impulse control issues.
Infamous Quotes:
“We have to make America great again.”
“It’s gonna be great.”
“You’re fired.”
His most ambitious aspirations:
Writing his best selling book called “1001 Nicknames”