Happy halloween! Canada’s biggest blood sucker

Tired of Scary Politics!

As Halloween creeps closer, we’re all getting ready to embrace the spooky—whether it’s haunted houses, ghost stories, or creepy costumes. But let’s be real, nothing gives Canadians more of a fright these days than the state of our politics. Forget witches and werewolves—try wrapping your head around tax policies that make you shiver, or leadership decisions that feel like the ultimate horror movie twist. You’d think they were conjured up by some evil mastermind!

The plot thickens in this ongoing political horror show. Parliament is practically frozen, thanks to the latest corruption scandal—affectionately dubbed the "green slush fund." Trudeau’s government is under fire for allegedly withholding crucial documents, leaving the opposition howling for justice and the public watching this spectacle unfold like a poorly scripted thriller.

It’s no wonder so many Canadians are fed up. After years of political missteps, scandals, and a general sense of economic unease, most people agree—it’s time for a change. The once-glimmering promise of Trudeau’s leadership now feels like a distant memory. With each by-election loss in former Liberal strongholds, his grip on power seems weaker, like a ghost haunting the corridors of Ottawa, waiting for the inevitable end.

With every new twist in this Ottawa haunted house, Canadians are no longer asking, “Should Trudeau go?” They’re wondering, “How much longer until this nightmare ends?” Canada...stuck in a sequel no one asked for, waiting for the final curtain to fall.

But just when it seems like we’re trapped in this endless horror flick, there’s a way to take back control! This Halloween, channel your inner witch or warlock and take your frustrations out on a Trudeau Voodoo Doll. No dark magic required—just a little humor to help you laugh through the terror that is Canadian politics.

So, while the rest of the country might be scared of things that go bump in the night, you can take matters into your own hands… literally. Stick it to poor leadership and have a good laugh while doing it. After all, what’s Halloween without a little fun?